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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Seth Country: United States State: Ohio Birthday: 4/18/1989 Gender: Male Message: message me ICQ: 258636948 AIM: DemonSlayerMarth Member Since: 7/31/2004

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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

	I have moved!!! I know- it's like a sin, but I have created a new xanga... On this Xanga, I plan to keep my legendary comic strip about Saddam, as well as my Band Camp Journal... other than that- this site is useless. http://www.xanga.com/xplays_with_knivesx
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Monday, October 18, 2004

Sadaam: I'm bored...

Sadaam: I've got an idea! Let's play a game of rock paper scissors!

Some random guy: Can I play too?

Sadaam: No, you shut up!

Sadaam: We can each pick either rock....

Sadaam: ...paper....

Sadaam: ...or scissors.

Sadaam: ARE YOU REAADY TO RUMBBLEE?

Some other Iraq guy: Dude, say it, don't spray it.

Sadaam: Whatever, let's play.

Sadaam: Rock!
Judge: Two papers!

Sadaam: WTF is two papers?

Judge: Two papers are better than one. I got your rock covered TWICE. It ain't going nowhere.

Sadaam: I got your two papers RIGHT HERE you faggot. Now play for real this time.

Judge: Paper!
Sadaam: Tiger claw!
Judge: What the hell is tiger claw? You just made that crap up now.

Sadaam: No, it's real! You're just too stupid to know! Ask him, he knows!

Some other guy: It's true. Tiger claw does beat paper.

Sadaam: See? I was right. You're stupid. And ugly.

Judge: Okay fine, tiger claw beats paper. Whatever. I don't care.

Sadaam: Hey, don't start crying just because you lost! It's not my fault you're too dumb to know what tiger claw is.

Judge: Well, you should have picked more fairly. Nobody knows what tiger claw is.

Sadaam: No, you're just an idiot. I bet you don't even know what the pen missile is.

Judge: Missile? What missile?

Sadaam: Whoooooosh! PEN MISSILE!!

Judge: Okay this has gone far enough. There's no TIGER CLAW and there's no PEN MISSLE in rock, paper, scissors. You're just making crap up.

Sadaam: Am not!

Judge: Are too!

Sadaam: That's it, you're going on my list!!!

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Friday, August 20, 2004

Band Camp: Day 5/ Band Picnic

Band camp wasn't bad. I finally got all of the drill and music down. Mr.Shade sat with us, and man was he picky when it came to music...

The band picnic was today as well. Because of the rain, it wasn't at the Park... it was at a church, close to Lindsey Cox's house!!! It was overrall good. Mr.Wagner told Alicia and I not to play as loud as we normally do, because we were inside. Oh yes, and Darren, in the middle of a church mind you, told me that if I played loud like normal, "i'll pound the shit outta ur ass so hard, that your head will be spewing it out."
So I played rather quiet.

Then, we ate. I love oreo pudding. I'm going to miss it next year.
Then Wagner drove us on the "Mothership" back to the highschool. The things sweet, I've never rode in it before. It's sweet, minus its whimpy-ass horn. haha.

Then we left, and listened to country music as we drove around. Eventually we went to Jerrys, to get a glass of iced water... haha. So that Lauriel could see her hott stud. Haha. Then we went to McDonalds where I told the person "Uhm yes, I need you to float my coke four timez." Haha. funny stuff...

Then, my balls itched, so I said it, and Blake started laughing really hard, so I did too.. and my coke float went everywhere. In the end, we went to the Stadium and Park, where we ran around in the rain. Fun timez. The cops drove by, and so did some preps. That kinda stunk. Then, well, here I am.

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Thursday, August 19, 2004

Band Camp: Day 4

Today was rather boring. I made lots of perverted comments, and my lip hurts ALOT for playing EXTREMELY loud. Allen kept turning around with big ol' eyes cause I was playing real loud in his ear. Fun stuff.

I also fondled Trista in front of Mr.Howell in the morning, and again in the evening in front of Mrs.Eggan. Man I'm bad at that.

After band, I went to McDonalds with Lish, Rel, and Blake. Blake brought his blue horn thing, and we blew it out the window, and also played it in McDonalds, almost getting kicked out. Then we went to Lexys. She finally met me!!! Haha. She told me I'm loud :( Oh well, she's still cool. Ha.

Then we left Lexy's, and we drove around, sang to Rascal Flats, blew the horn out the window, (Lauriel threw it OUT the window.. haha...) and then we went home. I love these nights after band camp... we really get a chance to vent, yano?

Im out... Band Picnic tomorrow at Uhrichsville Park - 6:00 (pm) COME!!!!

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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Band Camp: Day 3

Short entry for today, cause nothing really happened.

Trista and I made friends... and I was soooooo happy about that.
I love her to death, and was so sad that I may of lost her.

Kimmy was there- she always cheers me up :) I love her soo much too.

Lish was kinda sad today... she left too... but alls good.

Bri(Bree) Or whatever the fuck her name is, needs to shut her fucking mouth.

And Lexy, even tho she's not in band, is seriously the shizzass, and its her birthday! so cheers for her!!! *yay*

Im out.

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